WORK 'EM LIKE THEY'RE WATCHING

Folks, we'll be working cattle here today so check your technology at the cattle guard... there'll be no gadgets allowed!  And oh by the way, remove your belts and boots and everything that's loose or might come loose then stand on the mark with you hands up high over your head.  We need to look you over real good.  You see, we want to be certian that the envoronment is safe for our workers as they prepare to brand, vaccinate, casterate, dehorn, and whatever else may need to be done to insure our outfit operates at a profit.  We do apologize for any inconvenience but hope you'll understand that the health and well being of the world depends upon our product regardless of the fact that some don't see it that way and are working hard to run us out of business.  They'd prefer to live on lettuce alone and a life of weakly ever after.  As far as we're concerned, they can have all the high protein lettuce they can get their hands on so long as they leave us alone to feed those who prefer real protein.  Ok, let's get to work and remember, this outfit adhere's to BQA protocal at all times.